i don’t care that they’re cheaper, you’re an unequivocal fool.
Because it’s cooler than ordering chicken nuggets, which is what they really want.
Chipotle is good but it ain’t that good
Lotion where the soap should be, and now you’re slippery and unclean.
Jesus, more hobbledehoys!
You can’t leave me alone with them, they’re all over the place like a nest of pigs!
Why can’t they all just go away?!
NO NO NO NON NONONONONONOONONONO
How could you say no?