SamWritesABook

Description sounds like too much work, maybe later.

hopalonggretzky:

kill-whitepeople:

is it getting hot in here or is it just me 

am i getting swallowed up in the flames of hell or am i just aroused?

I don’t understand how this is sexy.
"Let’s get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father. That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down and when she got up." Genesis 19: 32, 33

macbeth-pro:

 

Is it weird that I think this moth looks like Elton John?

(Source: sitarmuffin)

Still give it three stars.

Still give it three stars.

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

My favorite part of the episode was when he washed down his poison with more poison.

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

My favorite part of the episode was when he washed down his poison with more poison.

(via papermagazine)

What's Your Geek Number?

hopalonggretzky:

crashbandicoot3:

I got a 63 which means I’m a cool 80s Nintendo kid which is great cuz that’s my aesthetic.

i got a staggering 22

25 weird.

frozenplanet:

The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.

GODZILLA!!!!!!

(via busterkeatons)

sharerz:

como no se me ocurrió antes?

sharerz:

como no se me ocurrió antes?

Joni grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so in Washington, she’ll know how to cut pork!

Clicked on the tumblr pro button just so I could get the little top hat, completely worth while.